It’s a long time since I, lulu blogged – it has been because I have been so busy being naughty. At the moment whilst SHE is writing my story I am having a lovely chew of the woodwork – okay okay don’t shout. SHE went away and left me with Auntie Ruth for a month. I am soooo pleased Auntie Ruth was absolutely brilliant. She taught me to roll over, gave me toilet rolls to play with, let me eat the children’s cereal (she has a lot of grandchildren who did love me – well most of them). SHE did warn Auntie Ruth that I liked those things but Auntie Ruth didn’t heed all the warnings. Auntie Ruth said I could come back when I was three, wasn’t that nice of her. Apparently I have been driving HIM mad, I pulled the wallpaper off the wall but I know they wanted to redecorate so what was wrong with that!. I keep looking
at THEM reminding THEM I am still a baby and I will get up to mischief. HE found out that apparently I am teething so he put my toy in the freezer – doh – didn’t make any difference and then he gave me ice cubes. I do get bored and make a chewy mess but that’s their fault, they should remember to close the doors. My new thing is I love puddles, oh brilliant dirty wet puddles. So SHE puts me on the lead when one comes up and there’s a lot around at the moment! I don’t actually think that’s fair. At the moment I am waiting for my dinner, and waiting and waiting, I keep creeping up to her feet and trying to chew the telephone wire where she is typing – all good fun THEN FEED ME!!!!!